- plot twist: you wake up skinny, beautiful, intelligent and everyone loves you
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
